Celluloid Blonde

the other sometimes suspect musings of max adams
:::the new screenwriter's survival guide:::

Uh Ohs

  • Score!: One Diet Coke in fridge not in box when you go for soda with wet nails.
  • Fail!: Drop Diet Coke on concrete floor trying not to mar nails.
  • New Plan: Starbucks Double Shot at 11:45 PM!
  • [Oh yeah, this will go well.]
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
— Douglas Adams
This cracks me up.  I like to imagine John Cleese reading it out loud.

This cracks me up.  I like to imagine John Cleese reading it out loud.

“Yes, this is Dog.  I can referee.”

“Yes, this is Dog.  I can referee.”

From the Yoga Chronicles

  • Yoga Instructor: One of the other instructors here writes scripts too.
  • Me: I’d love to meet her.
  • Yoga Instructor: She teaches the six a.m. morning class.
  • Me: I will never meet her.

Good Max vs. Bad Max

  • Bad Max: I don’t want to check the mail!
  • Good Max: You are ambulatory, dressed for public, and only yards away, check the mail!
  • Bad Max: No no no no no!
  • Good Max: Yes yes yes yes yes!
  • Bad Max: [Stomping to mailbox] Okay but this is under duress -- oh look, royalties, pretty!
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