Celluloid Blonde

the other sometimes suspect musings of max adams
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Dogs are not lying down on this.  Go dogs go!

Dogs are not lying down on this.  Go dogs go!

Horses, not to be outdone by dog’s cheap use of b&w to achieve superiority in artistic photo content, strike back! View high resolution

Horses, not to be outdone by dog’s cheap use of b&w to achieve superiority in artistic photo content, strike back!

Good thing I have two hands.

Good thing I have two hands.

I get to say this because, erm, well maybe it is time to get a cat.

I get to say this because, erm, well maybe it is time to get a cat.

I regret nothing.  NOTHING.

I regret nothing.  NOTHING.

My favorite Mother’s Day Clip

Conversations With My Building Manager

  • I am on the balcony, staring at the carnage that is all of the greenery pulled up and taken away out front. Apparently, the new landscaping has begun.
  • My hapless building manager is cruising down the pathway.
  • I look at the carnage.
  • He looks at the carnage.
  • I gesture helplessly.
  • He says, I know.
  • I say, But where will my squirrel play?
  • It says something about either me, or my building manager, that he does not even double take when I say “my squirrel,” and just takes it as a matter of course I have taken possession of one of the wild squirrels and dubbed it “my squirrel.”
  • He says, Your squirrel CAN play in the tree for three weeks.
  • Three? Weeks?
  • Ahhhhh!
I know it is wrong but I laughed like hell. View high resolution

I know it is wrong but I laughed like hell.

Convo's At The Poetry Slam

  • Max: The first picture is the best one.
  • Drew: The first picture is the best one.
  • [Max and Drew are referring to photos Michael shot of them.]
  • [Michael flips through photos of Max and Drew on his iPhone.]
  • Michael: What about this one?
  • Max: The first one!
  • Drew: The first one!
  • Michael: What about this one?
  • Max and Drew: No!
  • Michael: This one?
  • Max and Drew: No!
  • Michael: This one?
  • Max and Drew: THE FIRST ONE!
Someone has been reading my diaries again.  :::grrr:::

Someone has been reading my diaries again.  :::grrr:::

“Yeah I’m in the kitchen, want a sandwich?”

“Yeah I’m in the kitchen, want a sandwich?”

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