Celluloid Blonde

the other sometimes suspect musings of max adams
:::the new screenwriter's survival guide:::

To Be Filed Under: Conversaions You Don't Have Every Day

  • Friend: We have to go back out to the car to get something out of the trunk.
  • Me: :::arched brow:::
  • Friend: It’ll take two of us to carry it.
  • Me: What is it?
  • Friend: 8 Gallons of Diet Coke syrup.

Why Max Did Not Do Yoga Last Night

  • Me: I’m gonna go do the yoga.
  • Friend: I will just think about how you are sweating your ass off in down dog and I’m kicking back downtown with a beer.
  • Me: Bitch!
  • Friend: Ahahaha
  • Me: Okay I’m coming over.

The Art of War

I’m having this conversation with some friends. They are making a movie.

My friends are also creating a comic book for the movie —- or in more polite terms, a graphic novel —- as a pre-launch ad campaign.

It’s a smart idea. Get it out there, get it circulating, get people knowing and talking and seeing and thinking about it.

My friends figure they will break even on thecomic too so it is free advertising hitting comic cons.

But they’re talking about this other guy. This guy who was pre-vamping for a film and made a comic book and never put the comic book on the market. He just printed up copies and gave them to studio suits and industry people, and never ever sold the comic.

Sort of a fancier cooler kind of story board, that. And a collector’s item since there were only a very few in existence and you could only get them as a gift, they were not for sale.

And my friends are saying this journalist one time hit him with this question, “You created the comic, you had it all graphed out and whatnot, printer friendly, ready for market” why didn’t you ever sell it? And the filmmaker didn’t answer the question.

So we are sitting there. My friends are puzzling over why. And so am I. And then I know —-

If he had put the comic book on the market, while he was selling the film? Industry people would have wanted to know the sales numbers and would have walked away if those weren’t high enough. So he made that book a gift, a special thing, that only some people could get, that wasn’t even available for sale. And he never had to answer the question “Is this a best seller?” in a meeting.

Smart guy.


where the art work comes from: that is chess by nestor galina

(Source: theafw.com)

Filed In: The Yoga Chronicles

  • Max: I am headed over to yoga.
  • Friend: I’ll hit the late late night one tonight.
  • Max: Okay Ima sweating alone hugs.
  • Friend: You could hit two classes.
  • Max: Hahahhahahahahahha

Convo's With Friends

  • Me: Okay I didn't really want to raise my hand and say the only part of my body that has not been injured is my right hip.
  • Friend: Really? Just the right hip?
  • Me: Yeah.
  • Friend: Wait, weren't you born with messed up hips?
  • Me: But it has never been injured!
  • Friend: Right.

october is not that far away

So a friend and I are headed to New Orleans for Halloween. Oh yez. Up your insurance policies and, as the Doctor says: “Basically. Run.” This kind of high fallutin’ All Hallow’s Eve action requires costumes. I am torn between three: WWII Pin Up Girl? Star Wars Fighter Babe? Or the ever constant Sailor Moon?
See that poll down there? Help a girl out and —- Vote! :::poll:::

Los Angeles, CA: Help Find Mr. B

My friend Tom’s cat went missing in Valley Village, California last night around 7 PM. His name is Alec Baldwin, Mr. B for short. He has tags and is very friendly but is probably scared and hiding after escaping a house fire. Tom’s number is on his collar and/or you can hit me up if for some reason Mr. B’s collar has gone missing at :::contact::: If you see Mr. B please help him come home.


Mr. B

(Source: celluloidblonde.wordpress.com)

Convo's At The Poetry Slam

  • Max: The first picture is the best one.
  • Drew: The first picture is the best one.
  • [Max and Drew are referring to photos Michael shot of them.]
  • [Michael flips through photos of Max and Drew on his iPhone.]
  • Michael: What about this one?
  • Max: The first one!
  • Drew: The first one!
  • Michael: What about this one?
  • Max and Drew: No!
  • Michael: This one?
  • Max and Drew: No!
  • Michael: This one?
  • Max and Drew: THE FIRST ONE!

Mental Health Check List

  • News Black Out: Check
  • Music Sitch Fixed: Check
  • Taxes Extended: Check
  • Website Migration Postponed: Check
  • Excellent Cheeseburger With Friend: Check
  • Me: You have some of the coolest links today I am sharing a bunch of them.
  • Friend: It doesn't really make up for the fact YOU SCORED OVER 500plus POINTS on WWF, WAR WITH FRIENDS!!! : )
  • Me: LOL! Um, oops? :D
  • Nearsighted Friend At Bar To Me: The bartender is the best looking guy I see in here.
  • Me to Nearsighted Friend At Bar: The bartender is the only guy you can see in here.
  • Friend: And what the hell are you doing up at 4:26 [your adopted time]?
  • Me: Plotting world domination. Doy.
  • Friend: I hate feeling stupid for asking obvious questions...

convo's with friends

  • Me: I was thinking about getting a bike.
  • Chesh: No.
  • Me: But --
  • Chesh: You broke your toe alone inside an apartment. Think what will happen if you add wheels and cars to that.
  • Me: I don’t understand how I can be so accident prone. I am usually a graceful person.
  • Deb: I forbid you getting a bike.
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