From the Yoga Chronicles
- Yoga Instructor: One of the other instructors here writes scripts too.
- Me: I’d love to meet her.
- Yoga Instructor: She teaches the six a.m. morning class.
- Me: I will never meet her.
Good Max vs. Bad Max
- Bad Max: I don’t want to check the mail!
- Good Max: You are ambulatory, dressed for public, and only yards away, check the mail!
- Bad Max: No no no no no!
- Good Max: Yes yes yes yes yes!
- Bad Max: [Stomping to mailbox] Okay but this is under duress -- oh look, royalties, pretty!
Filed Under The Yoga Dialogues
- Me: Go back tonight or take a night off to heal and go tomorrow?
- Friend: Don’t know, what should we do?
- Me: Well it is Melanie tonight. She is good. It is not a bad idea to give the bod a day off though.
- Friend: You know what we should do? We should go, that’s what we should do.
- Me: Yeah okay. I’ll go put on the yoga pants.
- Friend: Okay dammit we’re fucking going because we couldn’t decide whether to go or not go.
- BusterBNYC 2: 44am via Twitter for Android: OK gave up on sleep some time ago. Everybody awake yet? No?
- CelluloidBlonde 2: 47am via HootSuite: Sure but I am also bored and armed.
The Stomach's Revenge
- Stomach: I hate you.
- Me: Whut? What did I do?
- Stomach: Three words: Almond. Joy. Fest.
- Me: Oh that.
FILM FORUM
There is a forum on the AFW site btw. It is mostly dedicated to the private classroom forums where most of the action is but there is an open public forum too for general discussion and everyone but spammers is welcome.
[click the above orange link to visit]
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- Max: Okay, whose turn is it to create the satanic muslim lesbians FB group and induct Sarah Palin?
- Shelly: You didn’t get the memo? I’m president of the Burbank chapter. We’re having a bake sale next week.
- Max: Uh ohs. That is going to conflict with the lesbians in bikinis honk if you jihad car wash fund raiser.
- Jacqueline: I see mecca millions in your lesbians in bikinis honk if you jihad car wash fund raiser.
- Max: Somewhere in my head there is an evil genius reality show creator trying to break free.
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Convo's With Guys
- Guy: How long have you been smoking?
- Me: I started when I was sixteen. So, you know, two years.
- [I give him points for pausing to think about it before he laughed.]
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