Convo's With Men In Bars
- Me: Are you HITTING on me??
- Guy: Yes.
- Me: Seriously??
- Guy: Yes.
- Me: Are you in college?
- Guy: Yes.
- Guy’s friend: He just graduated.
- Me: I’m a university professor.
- Guy: That is totally working for me.
- Guy’s Friend: That is totally working for me.
- Me: I’m calling your mother right now.
