Celluloid Blonde

the other sometimes suspect musings of max adams
:::the new screenwriter's survival guide:::

clientsfromhell:

Client: “I’m afraid I can’t afford the monthly figure at the moment.”

Me: “Oh no - that’s hourly.”

Client: ”I could get a stripper for that!”

Me: ”If she’s as good with Photoshop as I am, then she is the better deal.”

(via raincoaster)

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