Me: It would be really bad if you burned the hair I have too many scars on my head to be attractive bald.
Hair Stylist: No worries.
[Time passes and the hair stylist is playing with my hair.]
Hair Stylist: Holy crap, you do have a lot of scars back here!
Me: Um, yez.
I’ve been on the road again. Sorry ‘bout that. I’m back.