Don’t put stupid things on your title page, i.e. the number of drafts, multiple home addresses, your Skype handle, URLs with silly names, or that old email address that contains your high school nickname.
Woody Allen (via misswallflower
Reasons someone should call you at 8 AM:
They’re paying you (a lot) of money to be awake that early.
Someone’s in jail.
A disaster of such proportions is underway if you do not get out of bed you will die.
Reasons someone should not call you at 8 AM:
Robert De Niro (via geometry-of-light