November 2011
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Nov 30th
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Nov 30th
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Nov 30th
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Apparently --
Tonight is illegally charming and funny dog posts night.
Nov 30th
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Nov 30th
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Nov 30th
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Nov 23rd
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Nov 23rd
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Nov 23rd
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Nov 22nd
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Nov 21st
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Boys from other schools: →
the-absolute-funniest-posts: Boys from my school: omfg..i had to reblog this   Click here to follow the quality blog of the week.
Nov 21st
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Nov 21st
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Question for Parents
Any parents out there?  I’m researching a project.  If you’re a parent under thirty, who do you go to for parenting advice?
Nov 21st
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Nov 21st
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Twitter / @OccupyOregon: Great photo of... →
Nov 21st
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Nov 19th
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“I have had great losses. Of love. Of men. Of dogs. Of life. I have friends who...”
– Stasis « celluloid blonde
Nov 17th
Last call for Structural Writing and Non-Static... →
“I’ve taken a couple of Max classes and I’ve learned more in them than my two years in the UCLA writer’s program.” ~ Julie Howe, Best Comedy Screenplay Austin Film Festival 2010 “Max didn’t teach me everything I know about writing… but she did teach me everything I use.” ~ Michael James Canales, 2010 Hit List NOVEMBER 2011 Structural Writing:  Online 6 week master class | 11.15.11 ...
Nov 12th
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Nov 12th
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Nov 12th
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Nov 9th
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Nov 9th
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Nov 9th
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Nov 9th
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Nov 9th
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Nov 9th
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Nov 9th
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killing hemmingway « celluloid blonde →
Once when I was — Violent and young [and guess which one of those has changed and you had better say violent] a writing professor told me I could never be Faulkner. This was a blow. I seriously wanted to be Faulkner. But his logic was impeccable: There was already a Faulkner. I wanted to leap over the table and kill the guy, but you can’t fight logic. Then he told me if I’d put periods...
Nov 8th
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Nov 8th
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Notes in the Inbox
Hi Max, I think there is an error in your newsletter as I did not see anything in there about me winning that free class.
Nov 8th
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Nov 7th
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Nov 7th
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Nov 7th
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Nov 7th
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Convo's With Men In Bars
Me: Are you HITTING on me??
Guy: Yes.
Me: Seriously??
Guy: Yes.
Me: Are you in college?
Guy: Yes.
Guy’s friend: He just graduated.
Me: I’m a university professor.
Guy: That is totally working for me.
Guy’s Friend: That is totally working for me.
Me: I’m calling your mother right now.
Nov 6th
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Los Angeles New Wave International Film Fest --... →
Tickets are on sale for the premiere of Underbelly Blues at the LA New Wave International Film Fest — playing Thursday, Nov 11 at the Whitefire Theatre, 13500 Ventura Blvd in Sharman Oaks, CA.  It is a small venue and will sell out so grab tickets  now if you get the chance.
Nov 5th
jessvs asked: Hi! I meant you the first day of the Austin Film Festival at the roundtable. I just wanted to say thank you for your great advice!
Nov 5th
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Dear future husband, →
the-absolute-funniest-posts: When you propose to me, please don’t put the ring in my food because I guarantee I will eat that shit.   Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
Nov 5th
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Nov 5th
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Nov 5th
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Nov 5th
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Nov 5th
November AFW Newsletter: News from Max →
News from Max Hi and thanks for signing up for the newsletter.  The newsletter is monthly(ish).  I hope you will stick around BUT if you’ve found yourself here by accident do not panic.  Just hit the link in the footer and scoot off the list.  Now here’s what’s up  — Austin Film Festival Had a faboo time at Austin Film Festival and we brought back many new photos...
Nov 4th
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Nov 3rd
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Conversations In Parking Garages With Guys
Guy 1: I don’t understand why women care about that stuff.
Me: It’s not for you.
Guy 1: Huh?
Me: Women don’t wear Dolce for guys, we wear it for other women, we admire and appreciate it.
Guy 2: Yeah, I got my wife that.
Me: Huh?
Guy 2: You know, that purse --
Me: That is NOT Dolce! That is CHANEL!
Nov 3rd
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Nov 3rd
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