Celluloid Blonde

the other sometimes suspect musings of max adams
:::seemaxrun:::

Three online master screenwriting classes coming in May: Dialogue Writing; The First 30 Pages; and High Concept Writing.

For more info visit http://theafw.com

veracity24:
“ WHERE’S THE DRAMA? RIGHT HERE
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This cracks me up. View high resolution

veracity24:

WHERE’S THE DRAMA?   RIGHT HERE

This cracks me up.

The Horror of the REFRIGERATOR!:

  • Phase One: There is nothing in there you are going to starve and die ahhh!
  • Phase Two: There is too much food in there you will never consume it all before it goes bad and turns on you and kills you ahhh!
  • Phase Three: Oh screw off, yes I have food issues, shut up!
January 26th I am teaming up with Stage 32 to bring you a new Stage 32 Next Level Education Webinar: Crash Course: Writing Dynamic Scenes - Stage 32 ow.ly/WYKlL View high resolution

January 26th I am teaming up with Stage 32 to bring you a new Stage 32 Next Level Education Webinar: Crash Course: Writing Dynamic Scenes - Stage 32 ow.ly/WYKlL

The Max Progression: Making a 1.5 Minute Clip for Stage 32

  • Take 1: Austin allergies strike again, put in more eye drops.
  • Take 2: What is that in your teeth? Ahhh!
  • Take 3: Talk talk talk trip over words -- Ahhh!
  • Tak3 4: Why is there a stray hair in front of your glasses? Ahhh!
  • Take 4: Talk talk talk trip over words -- Ahhhh!
  • Take 5: How does blush fade in FIVE takes? You are not an iZombie stand in -- ahhh!
  • Take 6: Talk talk talk trip over words -- Ahhh!
  • Take 7: 45 seconds over time. Ahhh!
  • Take 8: Lipstick on teeth ahhh!
  • Take 9: You have done this NINE TIMES how do you forget the name of your own course in Take 9? Ahhh!
  • Take 10: THANK YOU BABY JESUS -- SEND!

Code

  • Female Friend: "Max, he was asking you on a date."
  • Me: "Hurruh?"
  • Female Friend: "Look, now he's standing in the corner crushed and confused."
  • Me: "Oh surely not, if he wanted a date he would have said 'date.'"
  • Female Friend: "Not so much."
  • Me: "Well what the fuck, is it code?"
  • Female Friend: "Yes."
  • Me: "I'm from the humanities, we don't do 'code.'"

Cool AFW movings & shakings in December.

My Next Level Webinar with Stage 32 “Crash Course: High Concept Writing” went well.
Thanks to everyone who came out for that. Yay! Or maybe I should say stayed in for that? Thanks for coming.
If you could not catch that live December 2nd [crazy... View high resolution

My Next Level Webinar with Stage 32 “Crash Course: High Concept Writing” went well.

Thanks to everyone who came out for that. Yay! Or maybe I should say stayed in for that? Thanks for coming.

If you could not catch that live December 2nd [crazy person!] you can still catch the clip :::HERE:::

Convo's With Canadians

  • Me: Hey did your flight work out?
  • Canadian Stranded at Austin Film Festival: Delayed from Austin. Stuck in Toronto until morning.
  • Me: Yipes!
  • Canadian Stranded at Austin Film Festival: Currently watching bad airport hotel TV.
  • Me: Lighting candles.
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