The Horror of the REFRIGERATOR!:
- Phase One: There is nothing in there you are going to starve and die ahhh!
- Phase Two: There is too much food in there you will never consume it all before it goes bad and turns on you and kills you ahhh!
- Phase Three: Oh screw off, yes I have food issues, shut up!
The Max Progression: Making a 1.5 Minute Clip for Stage 32
- Take 1: Austin allergies strike again, put in more eye drops.
- Take 2: What is that in your teeth? Ahhh!
- Take 3: Talk talk talk trip over words -- Ahhh!
- Tak3 4: Why is there a stray hair in front of your glasses? Ahhh!
- Take 4: Talk talk talk trip over words -- Ahhhh!
- Take 5: How does blush fade in FIVE takes? You are not an iZombie stand in -- ahhh!
- Take 6: Talk talk talk trip over words -- Ahhh!
- Take 7: 45 seconds over time. Ahhh!
- Take 8: Lipstick on teeth ahhh!
- Take 9: You have done this NINE TIMES how do you forget the name of your own course in Take 9? Ahhh!
- Take 10: THANK YOU BABY JESUS -- SEND!
Posted January 10, 2016 at 12:10am
Code
- Female Friend: "Max, he was asking you on a date."
- Me: "Hurruh?"
- Female Friend: "Look, now he's standing in the corner crushed and confused."
- Me: "Oh surely not, if he wanted a date he would have said 'date.'"
- Female Friend: "Not so much."
- Me: "Well what the fuck, is it code?"
- Female Friend: "Yes."
- Me: "I'm from the humanities, we don't do 'code.'"
Posted December 15, 2015 at 4:26am
Convo's With Canadians
- Me: Hey did your flight work out?
- Canadian Stranded at Austin Film Festival: Delayed from Austin. Stuck in Toronto until morning.
- Me: Yipes!
- Canadian Stranded at Austin Film Festival: Currently watching bad airport hotel TV.
- Me: Lighting candles.
Posted November 3, 2015 at 1:43am